Happy X-Ween Everyone

In an effort to be more politically correct, we at UA no longer refer to the 31st of October as “Halloween.” In support of our readers with more delicate sensibilities, we now refer to it as X-Ween.

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

We wish you all the best on this festive day. May your children return safely home with passively aggressive Christian literature in their trick-or-treat bags.