The New Hell

Horrible things happen in our country. Our history tells us this. Our current events reinforce the same. Finally, something terrible has hit me where I live, and it has a profound impact on those closest to me.

Opening my refrigerator this morning, I discovered this where my glorious, creamy, whole-milk goodness once resided. Those who are responsible will be brought to justice, so help me god.

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5 thoughts on “The New Hell

  1. I’m told that Silk is the best thing to drink when you watch a Real Housewives marathon. Please let me know if that’s true.

  2. Those responsible evidently attempted to soften the blow by starting you off with the vanilla flavored Silk, if they’d jumped you straight to the original flavor … well that just would have been cruel.

    1. While your attempt at making me feel better is appreciated, it doesn’t help cure the PTSD I have from seeing this in my fridge.

  3. Eric, where’d you go? I fear an adverse response to Silk…please get off the stuff and amuse and encourage us in the New Year.

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