It seems the Consumer Product Safety Commission (a group of appointed bureaucrats) believe that they can control your ability to have balls. If they had their way, they’d take your balls and never let you have them again. Even though everyone who has balls is warned about what they can do, the CPSC believes that the dangers that balls present to the general population outweigh our freedom to choose whether to have balls in our homes and offices.
Please do something to preserve our god-given and constitutional freedom to have balls. Click here.
H/T to Radley Balko