Just Say No to These Boots

If you are a self respecting man, you will not be caught dead in these “boots.”

If you need to wear sneakers, wear sneakers.

If you want to wear cowboy boots, wear cowboy boots.

These…..things……are abominations.

Oh, and you obtain the “worn look” on boots by wearing them. That is the only way.

I’ll be throwing up now.

Legal Note: Wearing these in Texas is a capital offense.