Here we go again, dodging the Google artillery shells as they impact on and around UA. These are just some of the search terms/phrases our esteemed readers used to reach this wonderful oasis of internet excellence.
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do men get their shirts starched – Real ones? Yes.
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can you call the police for someone falsely wearing the medal of honor – Seriously, just do it. Then write and tell me what happens.
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