Oh, Norwich University. You have such a wonderful history as the birthplace of the Reserve Officer Training Corps. You’ve existed for nearly two centuries. I realize that things get tough, and you’ve embraced online degrees to account for hard financial times. I understand. I really do.
However, could you have at least put Jennifer (who I assume is a fine nurse) in touch with someone in the English department?
Also, out of respect for Jennifer, I’ll refrain from my usual penchant to embrace obvious double entendres.