Evil Thought of the Day

Potential Client: When I found your website, I knew that god had led me to you, Mr. Esquire.

My Evil Thought: Well, I hope he told you about my minimum retainer.


Yes, I know where I’m going when I die. No need to rub it in.

Note: Yes, they really did call me “Mr. Esquire.”


2 thoughts on “Evil Thought of the Day

  1. Don’t feel badly. God works in mysterious ways, and he never brings a client to a lawyer who charges a retainer greater than the client can bear.

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