Looking for Constipation?

Ask anyone who has eaten at least two of these, they are the dietary equivalent of the Hoover Dam. And they can be yours for $7.30 apiece or $87.61 for a case.



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    • I was wondering when I’d hear from you, but I didn’t think sailors like you ate a lot of them.

      My appendix didn’t leave me, but it did die inside me and then started to rot. Fun times. Fun times.

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