I’ll never make a million bucks practicing law, but I still have a plan to get there.
Glad you asked.
Step 1: Invent a special self-drying detergent that dissolves glitter makeup and eliminates perfume odors from clothing (especially expensive suits) and skin.
Step 2: Set up a kiosk on the last day of all Continuing Legal Education (CLE) multi-day seminars. Use this kiosk to market my detergent.
Step 3: Profit!