Inside the package was a USPS Priority Mail box.
Inside the USPS box was a UPS Express box.
Inside the UPS Express box was a DHL Express plastic envelope.
Inside the DHL envelope was a manila folder.
Inside the manila folder was a shotgun envelope
Inside the shotgun envelope was a standard business envelope.
Inside the standard business envelope was something for me.
What a lucky guy I am.
The moral of this story is that FedEx is not invited to the party.