Package Poetry

Today, I received a brown package.

Inside the package was a USPS Priority Mail box.

Inside the USPS box was a UPS Express box.

Inside the UPS Express box was a DHL Express plastic envelope.

Inside the DHL envelope was a manila folder.

Inside the manila folder was a shotgun envelope

Inside the shotgun envelope was a standard business envelope.

Inside the standard business envelope was something for me.

What a lucky guy I am.

The moral of this story is that FedEx is not invited to the party.