Are Apartments Available in Kauffman Stadium?
May 10, 2013 § Leave a Comment
After reading about the current concession offerings at Kauffman Stadium (Kansas City Royals), I now envy all season ticket holders.
Here’s a screencap that should pain anybody with wholesome, American taste buds.
I Got a Bonus! Why? Dunno.
May 9, 2013 § 1 Comment
How about a nice, healthy, taxpayer-funded bonus? Yes, yes, we know that there’ve been some problems with your office’s productivity and performance, but we think you deserve one anyway. Just don’t ask us for specifics. When in doubt, blame it on someone who’s not in the room when you’re asked the question.
We Have Ways of Making You Pay (for School Lunches)
May 7, 2013 § Leave a Comment
On a military installation, life is different in many ways. For instance, if your kid goes to school at one of the on-installation schools, paying lunch money is a bit more……..draconian.
From an actual email sent to military parents:
The Child Nutrition Department reminds parents and guardians that as the end of the 2012-2013 school year approaches, all student meal accounts must be in a zero or positive balance by close of business May 24th. Any account in a negative status after May 24th is subject to a wage garnishment thru the DD Form139 process with an additional $50 service fee added to the total wage garnishment.
Despite What Your Lawyer Said, It Follows You
May 7, 2013 § 4 Comments
In the military, there is a misconduct adjudication process called Nonjudicial Punishment (NJP, also called an Article 15 after the corresponding section of the UCMJ). Typically for lower-level misconduct, it is a way for a military commander to adjudicate and punish misconduct in an expeditious manner, short of court-martial. Possible punishments include a loss of rank, loss of pay, freedom restrictions, and extra duties. The paperwork from the proceeding can also be filed in a way that prevents further advancement in the military.
It is not a conviction.
The servicemember’s commander acts as judge and jury.
Here’s the process, in a nutshell:
- Evidence of misconduct surfaces.
- The servicemember’s commanding officer reviews the evidence and consults with his/her JAG prosecutor. A decision is made to offer NJP.
- Servicemember (SM) is presented with the proposed NJP and all evidence that will be considered.
- SM consults with counsel (usually)(or a non-lawyer representative sometimes in the Navy or Marines).
- SM decides whether to accept NJP or demand trial by court-martial (unless in the Navy or Marine Corps and assigned to a vessel, in which case you’re just stuck with the NJP). For our purposes today, we’ll assume they decided to accept NJP.
- Commander reviews all relevant evidence (no rules of evidence apply to this proceeding) during a hearing at which the SM is usually present.
- SM presents evidence in defense, mitigation, and extenuation.
- Commander makes a decision as to guilt and punishment.
- SM can appeal the decision to the next-higher commander.
That’s it. It can take as little as a few days from beginning to end, or a few weeks if particularly complex.
For years, the boilerplate advice given to clients is that, if the evidence is decidedly against them, they should take the NJP because it will not follow them outside the military or result in a criminal record. After all, it is not a conviction (misdemeanor or felony) and is a purely military action.
Unfortunately, this is not entirely true. Department of Defense Instruction 5505.11 specifies that criminal information may be recorded for anyone who is investigated by military police/investigative entities and later adjudicated using nonjudicial punishment. In the military database, it is recorded as nonjudicial punishment with a listing of the specific punishment imposed.
This type of record is generated one of two ways:
- Individual is investigated by military police/investigators and titled in their database as a suspect.
- The servicemember’s commander chooses to impose NJP. Guilty. Punished.
- Results are reported back to military police/investigators who update their database accordingly.
or
- Command discovers misconduct. They are angry, very angry.
- They arrest the servicemember in question. (Yes, commanders and certain others have this authority by virtue of their military rank/position.)
- They take the accused to the military police station to be processed, fingerprinted, etc.
- Command later imposes NJP. Guilty. Punish.
- Command reports the result back to the military police who update their database accordingly.
While military folks understand the system and nature of punishment, databases are usually lacking in specificity. Something gets lost in translation when the military database synchronizes with NCIC (the National Crime Information Center (the big, national, FBI database in the sky)). See for yourself. In this case, the individual was caught using cocaine and given NJP (FYI, E-1 is the lowest enlisted pay-grade.
This is precisely the type of information that is returned in a routine civilian background check by a potential employer. What would it tell someone who didn’t know or understand NJP?
Arrested. Court. Charge: Cocaine. Sentence (people are only sentenced when they are convicted, right?). No need to go further, this guy has a conviction for cocaine. Throw his job application into the trash.
Compare this with the records of someone who is actually convicted.
To a person without specific knowledge of NJP, these two examples look the same. They both appear to memorialize conviction history. Yet, only one was an actual conviction.
While I often have problems with the punishment imposed on certain individuals, my gripe here is, first and foremost, about process. Right now, it is lacking. Badly.
The vast majority of uniformed defense attorneys advise that NJP does not follow a servicemember once they leave the military. This makes accepting NJP much more palatable. The servicemember relies upon this advice, accepts NJP, and moves forward to civilian employment and acquiescing to a background check with confidence.
As lawyers, we have a duty to give correct advice. Why? It allows our clients to make a fully informed decision, and the ability to do so is the foundation of the best possible defense. Yet, advice is given concerning NJP records again and again, year after year. And, it is dead wrong.
But, uniformed defense counsel are not the only culprits. Consider a purported retired Sergeant First Class from the Army who has the #1 Yahoo Answer to the question of whether NJP results in a criminal record:
How about this military defense counsel who has been practicing law much longer than me? He proudly publishes his expertise on Avvo Answers (as a level 9 contributor, no less):
At least partially in his defense, he is one of a handful of lawyers on Avvo who answered this question in the same manner. Wrong. Consistently wrong.
Of all the potential clients and clients who call me regarding an unexpected and shocking entry in their NCIC background results, 100% of them tell me they were advised that the NJP would not result in a criminal record. Their lawyer told them so.
Exacerbating their misery is the fact that the entry in NCIC is horribly misleading. Sure, the former service member can attempt to explain, but the damage has already been done. In an understatement of major proportions, the database system and link with military records is horribly flawed. Its purpose is to be a source of absolutely correct information, and it fails miserably.
My beginning response to clients is to paraphrase George Carlin.
“It’s all bullshit, and it’s bad for ya.”
Sadly, that’s the truth.
UPDATE
One thing I didn’t mention is that changing, correcting, or deleting NCIC records is an insanely difficult (and occasionally impossible) process. Today, over at Simple Justice, SHG discusses the difficulties faced by those who seek to correct and/or expunge their criminal records. It is further proof that, from the moment a person is arrested, it is not about whether they can win. It is about damage control.
In Which I’m Finally Speechless
May 6, 2013 § 1 Comment
Out of morbid curiosity, I’ve been glued to this story all evening.
There’s so much I could say, but none of it is helpful.
I don’t even have the heart to respond with snark.
The only thing remotely helpful I could possibly provide is that Secretary Hagel needs to measure his words carefully as to not create an unnecessary episode of unlawful command influence.
Leo’s Donuts: Setting the Bar at ∞
May 6, 2013 § 2 Comments
I already raved about Leo’s Donuts in Radcliff, Kentucky. They are the best. I spend my disposable income there. The proof is my body-fat percentage.
On Friday, they set the bar even higher.
Picture, if you will, a small-town donut shop experiencing late-morning doldrums after the breakfast rush.
I enter and look at the case. The maple bacon donuts are gone. I sigh and say “It looks like I missed your morning batch of maple bacon donuts. Bummer.”
The lovely employee at the counter replied “I can make you a couple right now.”
I had no words. I merely nodded my head and wept softly.











