Dispatches from Bat Country, where proper medication is optional.
December 12, 2013 § 8 Comments
#63 was officially informed today that Northwestern University will be the recipient of a wheelbarrow load of my money.
I never thought I’d say it, but I’m going to make this purple look damn good.
Congrats #63. And Dad.
Have you considered not paying? Student loans are basically free money for #63 if he doesn’t mind a lifetime of soul-crushing debt. I hear that builds character, too.
We are cutting costs in very prudent ways. For instance, he’ll be staying in a parking lot not far from school in a 1970s Winnebago we found for basically the price of scrap. It’s a bit of a fixer-upper, but he’ll gain valuable vocational experiences. It’ll be towed up during the summer.
Congrats. Fine school, my friend.
Awh . . . Congrats!
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