From the Mind Readers at Groupon

January 6, 2013 § 5 Comments

Waking this morning, I thought “I’m missing something today.”

Luckily, I have Groupon to tell me what I need, and, by extension, how I need it.

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*For those of you who do not know what Colon-Hydrotherapy is, rest assured. You are a happier, healthier American than those who do.

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§ 5 Responses to From the Mind Readers at Groupon

  • Texas ADA says:

    Please admit you edited the ad to say “exorcism”! PLEASE!

    • Eric says:

      Nope. What you see is a true and accurate screenshot of what I received. No doctoring. No editing. No photoshopping.

  • Texas ADA says:

    Evil poop! Evil, evil poop! BEGONE! (sprinkles holy water on toilet)

  • JMo says:

    I just keep thinking … If you really want to do something like this, do you want to get it done at a place that offers a groupon for it? Plus, really, this seems to intrude on your fortress of solitude. And once you start down this slippery slope you’ll be going in for a half-off session of colon-hydrotherapy every other week so that you can skip time in the fortress of solitude in favor of billing more hours. Economics seem to dictate that that is the ultimate outcome for you Eric. Don’t let it happen.

    • Eric says:

      If only you’d given me this advice a few days ago. It would’ve saved me a trip to the ER and $20 worth of Tucks medicated pads.

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