From the Mind Readers at Groupon
January 6, 2013 § 5 Comments
Waking this morning, I thought “I’m missing something today.”
Luckily, I have Groupon to tell me what I need, and, by extension, how I need it.
*For those of you who do not know what Colon-Hydrotherapy is, rest assured. You are a happier, healthier American than those who do.
Please admit you edited the ad to say “exorcism”! PLEASE!
Nope. What you see is a true and accurate screenshot of what I received. No doctoring. No editing. No photoshopping.
Evil poop! Evil, evil poop! BEGONE! (sprinkles holy water on toilet)
I just keep thinking … If you really want to do something like this, do you want to get it done at a place that offers a groupon for it? Plus, really, this seems to intrude on your fortress of solitude. And once you start down this slippery slope you’ll be going in for a half-off session of colon-hydrotherapy every other week so that you can skip time in the fortress of solitude in favor of billing more hours. Economics seem to dictate that that is the ultimate outcome for you Eric. Don’t let it happen.
If only you’d given me this advice a few days ago. It would’ve saved me a trip to the ER and $20 worth of Tucks medicated pads.