Big Fat Losers
January 6, 2013 § 12 Comments
Yep, that’s us.
At the ABA Blawg 100, we finished abysmally in popular voting in the “Trial Practice” subcategory. Nonetheless, thanks to the 16 fine folks who did vote for us. The winner was “The Velvet Hammer” blog, with almost 10x as many votes. We feel horrible (See Note 1), ashamed (See Note 2), and dirty (See Note 3).
Knowing this, expect big changes here, starting with our name. In order to compete with the likes of “The Velvet Hammer,” we are changing our name from “Unwashed Advocate” to “The Dialectical Penetrator,” with the slogan “The legal blog that doesn’t pull-out until the final verdict.”
Note 1: Not really.
Note 2: Absolutely not.
Note 3: Yes, always.
Additional Note: “The Velvet Hammer” is trademarked by the owner of said blog. It is mentioned here merely for newsworthy and humorous effect. It is not used by us for commercial or monetary gain. God this trademark shit is a pain in the ass.
Watching you cover your ass makes me laugh mine off.
From Top Tomato Project of 1980 to “The Dialectical Penetrator”…
The tomatoes were freaking awesome, if I do say so myself. I was a 4-H god, as far as tomatoes are concerned.
I believe it! Your blog is freaking awesome, too.
To you and 15 others, yes. Everyone else is into Velvet.
Your sssumption that everyone is into the ABA is a fallacy.
Your assumption that I have an assumption that everyone is into the ABA is a fallacy.
ssss = inadvertent snakelike hiss. Let it stay.
Well, then those vote totals are pretty meaningless, yes?
Nope. They are everything to me. I had my eye on the grand prize. Worth millions.
Millions of what?
Could have used it in your Avvo profile.