The New Hell

December 28, 2012 § 5 Comments

Horrible things happen in our country. Our history tells us this. Our current events reinforce the same. Finally, something terrible has hit me where I live, and it has a profound impact on those closest to me.

Opening my refrigerator this morning, I discovered this where my glorious, creamy, whole-milk goodness once resided. Those who are responsible will be brought to justice, so help me god.

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§ 5 Responses to The New Hell

  • shg says:

    I’m told that Silk is the best thing to drink when you watch a Real Housewives marathon. Please let me know if that’s true.

  • JMo says:

    Those responsible evidently attempted to soften the blow by starting you off with the vanilla flavored Silk, if they’d jumped you straight to the original flavor … well that just would have been cruel.

    • Eric says:

      While your attempt at making me feel better is appreciated, it doesn’t help cure the PTSD I have from seeing this in my fridge.

  • TexasADA says:

    Eric, where’d you go? I fear an adverse response to Silk…please get off the stuff and amuse and encourage us in the New Year.

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