Meanwhile, at Walgreens

November 30, 2012 § 2 Comments

So, I grabbed a soda at Walgreens, walked back to my car, and this parked next to me. It is in great shape compared to the drunk guy who climbed off of it.

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VRAP for “Other Than Dishonorable Discharge”

November 29, 2012 § 2 Comments

Most of my clients and potential clients received a less-than-honorable discharge from the military. For many, the most immediate consequence is a loss of educational benefits (most notably, the Post-9/11 GI Bill (worth tens of thousands of dollars)).

They are left looking to obtain employment and training. Most lack means and are forced to accept menial employment and day-labor tasks. It’s a helluva fall from military member with pay and benefits to day-labor.

Help exists in the form of VRAP (Veterans Retraining Assistance Program), but slots are limited. Per the VA:

The VRAP offers 12 months of training assistance to Veterans who:

  • Are at least 35 but no more than 60 years old
  • Are unemployed on the date of application
  • Received an other than dishonorable discharge
  • Are not be eligible for any other VA education benefit program (e.g.: the Post-9/11 GI Bill, Montgomery GI Bill, Vocational Rehabilitation and Employment Assistance)
  • Are not in receipt of VA compensation due to unemployability
  • Are not enrolled in a federal or state job training program

The program is limited to 45,000 participants from July 1, 2012, through September 30, 2012, and 54,000 participants from October 1, 2012, through March 31, 2014. Participants must attend full-time in order to receive up to 12 months of assistance equal to the monthly full-time payment rate under the Montgomery GI Bill–Active Duty program ($1,564 effective October 1, 2012). DOL will offer employment assistance to every Veteran who participates upon completion of the program.

Participants must be enrolled in a VA approved program of education offered by a community college or technical school. The program must lead to an Associate Degree, Non-College Degree, or a Certificate, and train the Veteran for a high demand occupation.

Many veterans who leave the military with a less-than-honorable characterization of service abandon hope of receiving educational/vocational benefits. Here’s why they should consider this program.

  • Most do not have a Dishonorable Discharge. 5 types of discharges exist, and 4 of them are “other than dishonorable.” The discharges (characterizations of service) are:
  1. Honorable
  2. General (Under Honorable Conditions)
  3. Other-Than-Honorable (OTH)
  4. Bad-Conduct Discharge (BCD)
  5. Dishonorable Discharge
  • Anyone receiving a General, OTH, or BCD loses eligibility for any other VA educational benefit (Montgomery and Post 9/11 GI Bills).
  • This policy also does not appear to exclude individuals who receive Entry-Level/Uncharacterized separations during their first 6 months of service.

So, please pass this word to any down-and-out veterans you know. It may be just what they need to get back on their feet after a less-than-auspicious exit from the military.

When in doubt, apply.

Note: I didn’t write this post as a solicitation for questions. It is for informational purposes only. To determine your eligibility for this program, contact the VA through the internet or your local VA service center.

Nonsensical and Dangerous (Updated)

November 27, 2012 Comments Off

Most of you already know that the Supreme Court of Kansas chose to disbar former Navy Judge Advocate Matthew Diaz, who was convicted of, in short, improper handling and disseminating of classified material while serving as a defense lawyer at GITMO. Interestingly, they chose not to accept the recommendation of the disciplinary administrator that would have allowed Diaz to practice law.

Here’s a bit more detail on the conviction, via the appellate decision (notes: “composed of members” means that he had a jury and a dismissal is equivalent to a dishonorable discharge).

A general court-martial composed of members convicted Appellant, contrary to his pleas, of one specification of violating a lawful general order, one specification of conduct unbecoming an officer and a gentleman, one specification of communicating classified information, and one specification of removing classified material, in violation of Articles 92, 133, and 134, Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ), 10 U.S.C. §§ 892, 933, 934 (2000). The members sentenced Appellant to six months confinement and dismissal from the Navy. The convening authority approved the findings and the sentence as adjudged.

There are many lessons to be learned from this case. CAAFlog has already done an excellent job of recapping this debacle. I’d like to highlight two points:

1. No enough was made about the involvement of a Chihuahua.

Prosecutors said Diaz went to his office in January 2005 and used his classified computer to log onto a classified military network and access a database with detainee information. They say he printed information that included the names of 550 detainees, their nationalities, the interrogators assigned to them and intelligence sources and methods.

Prosecutors said Diaz then cut the document into 39 sheets that he placed inside a card with a big heart and a Chihuahua on its front and mailed it to Barbara Olshansky, who at the time worked for the Center for Constitutional Rights.

The nonprofit legal group was suing the federal government to obtain the names of detainees after the U.S. Supreme Court had ruled the detainees had the right to challenge their detention. Olshansky turned the document over to federal authorities, and they traced it to Diaz.

How bad is it when the nonprofit seeking to nail the government turns your handiwork over to the government?

2. It is important that, in any appellate matter, we as advocates should avoid having our arguments labeled as “nonsensical and dangerous.”

We begin our analysis by recognizing that in apparent support of respondent’s position that the military courts have sufficiently disciplined him, he repeats an argument he made before those tribunals. Respondent essentially argues that while his actions were wrong his motive was virtuous. In short, he disclosed the information to protect the Guantanamo Bay detainees’ habeas corpus rights declared in the United States Supreme Court opinion of Rasul v. Bush, 542 U.S. 466, 124 S. Ct. 2886, 159 L. Ed. 2d 548 (2004). During the general court-martial proceedings, that tribunal excluded respondent’s motive evidence showing his purported honorable intent in disclosing the classified information. As noted by the hearing panel, the United States Navy-Marine Corps Court of Criminal Appeals affirmed, finding his motive argument “nonsensical and dangerous.” United States v. Diaz, No. 200700970, 2009 WL 690614, at *5 (N.M. Ct. Crim. App. 2009) (unpublished opinion).

UPDATE:

Going back 5 years (while I was still in uniform), Scott Greenfield at Simple Justice addressed this very topic, prior to both appellate decisions (published CAAF decision and unpublished NMCCA decision) and disbarment action. Interesting to juxtapose his take on this subject with the eventual decisions of three appellate courts.

‘Tis the Season for Warm Wishes

November 26, 2012 § 1 Comment

During this most festive time of year, one thing we at Unwashed Advocate adore are holiday thoughts from our devoted and upscale readership. Sometimes, the comments are unabashedly seasonal, with well-wishes and hopes for future prosperity.

Others are more abrupt, but with a unique sense of honesty. This is our favorite.

So, be festive this time of year as you regard your fellow man, but also honest. People will thank you for it.

AVVOcalypse Now

November 23, 2012 § 6 Comments

Once upon a time, I found the little world of Avvo to be cute, and humorous. They devised their little grading system for lawyers that, essentially, rewarded attorneys for working really hard entering data on a profile. The scores were ripe for various double entendres. It was good fun.

Then, I noticed that they provided a Q&A portion of their site for lawyers to further improve their Avvo length and girth. It was amusing to see practitioners scrambling to provide free advice to unknown individuals in unknown jurisdictions. They seemed positively desperate to be the first, learned person to answer various insipid inquiries, but then I started thinking about the ethical problems with such advice. I don’t care how many disclaimers you splash across the page, people are going to rely upon the words of lawyers when they address specific legal questions.

Yet, I still found it to be more amusing than harmful.

After the release of bar results each year, you could count on a swarm of brand-new lawyers flooding the site and “earning” high scores, with great marks in the “experience” subcategory.

None of my friends has ever found a meaningful client through the site, so we find Avvo’s apparent importance to be mostly amusing. However, the longer it existed, the more influence Avvo gained. Now, solidly-established lawyers tout their 10.0 score on websites and fliers (Full disclosure: I’m but a puny 7.7. Too small to be a “big hitter” and yet too big to qualify for subsidized Enzyte) . It makes me sad (the experienced attorneys touting their score, not my inability to receive chemical assistance for growth).

Recently, Avvo sunk to a new low. They now advertise an upcoming webinar for downtrodden, scared, and new lawyers who want to make millions in legal practice, with minimal effort.

What is Avvo doing? A webinar. I could tell you, but, instead, I’ll show you.

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Happy Thanksgiving

November 21, 2012 Comments Off

All of us at Unwashed Advocate wish you and your family a safe and happy Thanksgiving.

May your cranberry sauce be in the shape of a can, as god intended.

The First Gift of Xmas

November 21, 2012 Comments Off

An early holiday present arrived today at Unwashed Advocate, and it’s a good’n. Big thanks to my most trusted and valued friend.

I’d never before seen this particular guide, published by the Air Force, but it is a great one-over-the-world of military legal considerations from a commander’s perspective (which is the most important factor in military law). While it is decidedly focused on the Air Force, 95% of it can be applied jointly.

If you find yourself practicing in an area near a military installation, this is a great reference to have on your shelf, or in your digital library.

Justice Underground

November 21, 2012 Comments Off

I’ve already stated that I hate the word justice. It is a mushy word, devoid of concrete and universal meaning. In that respect, it serves no useful role in educated discussion. Yet, people persist.

With it’s perpetual inclusion in conversations about how we should frame and model or society comes the inevitable symbols of justice. Males, especially, are very visual people, always looking for a way to visualize and visually depict thoughts and ideas.

Hence, the invention of lady justice. You’ve seen her many times. Blindfolded. Comely. Combative, yet playful and lithe. Displaying fairness in a way that is unique and personal to each viewer. She is, in short, everything you want her to be.

Check her out, in statuary.

How about a drawing?

How about a tattoo? It’s always OK to get a tattoo of your favorite gal, right?

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Renovations

November 20, 2012 Comments Off

It seems I do this annually. Time to change the beer-soaked carpet at Unwashed Advocate and replace it with something cleaner.

Actually, the old theme was starting to have a few glitches. So, I switched to this. Don’t like it? Don’t worry. Just wait a year, or maybe a few months.

From a cursory check of my recent stats, it appears only 8 people will notice. I’m not heartbroken about that. Not at all.

Last year at this time, I promised myself that I’d put an end to this wretched rag. Thankfully, I’m better at keeping promises to others than I am to myself.

Azimuth Check: Unpaid Social Liaisons

November 13, 2012 § 22 Comments

Let’s check our direction without the help of any paid or unpaid social liaisons. Though, this week I’ll be applying for “unpaid social liaison” positions at my nearest military base. Who’s willing to bet that I lack fundamental, requisite qualifications?

Too many people are reacting with extreme seriousness to this whole situation. Stop. Let’s have fun with a prime example of the fallibility of humanity. After all, the only thing separating those two from the morally-upright-citizens-regiment is circumstance. Frankly, we should be thrilled that neither of them has the title “Reverend,” as with most stories of this nature.

So, let’s go “All In” with some unwashed trivia.

Does the Military Have Jurisdiction?

Here’s our trivia question. And, I think this is a pretty good one.

Can Mr. Petraeus be given a court-martial for committing adultery? After all, he is retired and no longer wearing a uniform on a regular basis. He is entitled to military retirement pay and benefits as a result.

First, what is adultery?

The elements of the crime are as follows (Article 134 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice):

1. That the accused wrongfully had sexual intercourse with a certain person;

2. That, at the time, the accused or the other person was married to someone else; and

3. That, under the circumstances, the conduct of the accused was to the prejudice of good order and discipline in the armed forces or was of a nature to bring discredit upon the armed forces.

So, knowing that the evidentiary hurdle for establishing element 3 is extraordinarily low, 1 and 2 are easily met by the General’s own confession.

The big question is whether the military has jurisdiction.

Article 2 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice answers the question for us.

a. The following persons are subject to this chapter:

4. Retired members of a regular component of the armed forces who are entitled to pay.

So, the answer is yes. General Petraeus could be recalled to active duty for the purposes of holding him accountable for the military crime of adultery. Of course, this is highly unlikely given the bureaucratic nightmare that is recalling someone back to the active rolls (not to mention the unnecessary and burdensome media attention). However, this is trivia. We’re not worried about probability, only possibility.

So, what about his paramour?

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Would You Elect This Person?

November 7, 2012 § 4 Comments

Let me describe a hypothetical candidate for Congress. Then, you tell me if you’d vote for him/her.

  • Incumbent
  • Absent from office since June 2012 with no return date known (initially, his whereabouts were unknown to the public he purported to zealously represent as a lawmaker).
  • Diagnosed this year with “mood disorder” and bipolar disorder.
  • Something about a Peruvian hostess.
  • Implicated in the Senate-seat-selling scandal of Rod Blagojevich.
  • Currently the subject of a Congressional Ethics Investigation.
  • Previously implicated in an FBI investigation.
  • Currently the subject of an FBI criminal investigation.
  • Previously named one of the 15 most corrupt members of Congress by liberal group Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington.

So, would you?

If you would, you would get-along just peachy with 60% of voters in the Second Congressional District of Illinois.

UA Election Endorsements

November 5, 2012 § 4 Comments

The staff at UA met and decided to officially endorse the following individuals in presidential and congressional races across the nation:

President of the United States:

Senate:

House of Representatives:

We support these individuals because of their firm grasp of current events, unwavering (yet pragmatic) principles, mastery of logic, and dedication to duty.

So, congratulations to everyone who earned our endorsement. You deserve it.

Hey Texas, Dissent and Vote for Bennett

November 5, 2012 Comments Off

I don’t like the idea of popularly-elected judges. However, until we stop doing such stupid stuff, you should still elect the right people.

So, Texas voters, take a first step. Elect Mark Bennett to the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals, Place Seven.

Do it because he is nonpartisan.

Do it because he cares about your rights (and maximizing them to the fullest extent of the law).

Do it because he is willing to do the right thing, even if it causes him a great deal of personal discomfort.

Do it because he is willing to appear at a transit board meeting to advocate for your rights, even when they only give him 12.7 seconds to talk (attribute all exaggeration on time to me, not Mark).

Do it because he knows what it is like to build an ethical, professional practice that focuses on helping people.

Do it because he has many passions, but allows none of them to cloud his judgment.

Do it because he is smart, and very well-educated.

Do it because he understands the proper use of hyphens.

Do it because he understands that even the most wretched of us deserve certain liberties, rights, and due process.

Do it because he understands that the decisions of criminal courts of appeal can change the freedoms we enjoy.

Do it because he refuses to suffer fools.

Most of all, do it because he wants to work, in blue collar fashion, to make Texas a better place to live, and fair.

 

Scaring Children on Halloween

November 1, 2012 § 7 Comments

I’m OK with a bit of fright on Halloween. You know, a scary costume, something jumping out unexpectedly, or leftover Peeps from Easter.

However, having my children ponder their own death and facing the possibility of some absurdly hard-to-please god flippantly sending them to hell was not what I had in mind.

(Pictures taken from a brochure put into my kids’ bags during trick-or-treating.)

Just so you know, all kids need to do to avoid being told “See-Ya!” from Mr. All-Knowing-All-Powerful-And-All-Loving Guy and sent to the furnace is to believe wholeheartedly in the description of his son endorsed by the makers of this pamphlet. And, apparently imitating Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack is also frowned-upon.

Everyone else? Pack burn creme.

 

 

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