Evil Thought of the Day
January 27, 2012 § 2 Comments
Potential Client: When I found your website, I knew that god had led me to you, Mr. Esquire.
My Evil Thought: Well, I hope he told you about my minimum retainer.
Yes, I know where I’m going when I die. No need to rub it in.
Note: Yes, they really did call me “Mr. Esquire.”