Evil Thought of the Day
January 27, 2012 § 2 Comments
Potential Client: When I found your website, I knew that god had led me to you, Mr. Esquire.
My Evil Thought: Well, I hope he told you about my minimum retainer.
Yes, I know where I’m going when I die. No need to rub it in.
Note: Yes, they really did call me “Mr. Esquire.”
Don’t feel badly. God works in mysterious ways, and he never brings a client to a lawyer who charges a retainer greater than the client can bear.
I sure am glad he mellowed since what he did to Lot’s family.