Dispatches from Bat Country, where proper medication is optional.
November 17, 2011 § 4 Comments
Ask anyone who has eaten at least two of these, they are the dietary equivalent of the Hoover Dam. And they can be yours for $7.30 apiece or $87.61 for a case.
Some things, I just don’t miss!
I figured you might say that $7 is quite a steal for such a tasty meal.
And if you eat enough of them over a prolongued period of time, your appendix will leave you.
I was wondering when I’d hear from you, but I didn’t think sailors like you ate a lot of them.
My appendix didn’t leave me, but it did die inside me and then started to rot. Fun times. Fun times.
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